� sex alleviates tension..love causes it. -woody allen

� every animal is sad after coitus except the human female and the rooster. -claudius galen

� people fashion their god after their own understanding. they make their god first and worship him afterwards. -oscar wilde

� it is not love we should have painted as blind, but self-love. -voltaire

� i am ready to meet my maker. whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -winston churchill

� hell is paved with good samaritans. -william holden

� whoever wants to be a christian should tear the eyes out of his reason. -martin luther

� the wise learn many things from their foes. -aristophanes

� there is no such thing as truth. -hitler